Sunday, February 21, 2010


Here are a few fun thing's to do on a elevator.

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
6) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
7) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
8) DRAW a square on the floor and say to the other people: "This is my personal space."
9) WHEN there's one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
10) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

1 comment:

Vickychick said...

HAHAHAHAH! Read that awhile back...It just never gats old!!