2. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise voice.
3. Everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a 'diet' water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is to-go.
7.Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation (including spaces).
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. When money comes out of the A.T.M. scream "I won, I won!"
12.When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, the animals are loose!"
I hope you liked it.